Wednesday, March 19, 2008

No Girls Allowed

This terrifies me.

Chris and I have often said that we're never having daughters. Seriously, if I ever happen to birth one, I'll send it back to its womb until it learns how to be a boy. Because I can not fathom the idea of raising a daughter in the age of make-up and perfume and mini manis and pedis marketed to 3 year olds.

And if I do manage to spawn a female someday, she will not be allowed to watch TV or read magazines or go to the mall or go online until she's 25.

Ugh.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What are you talking about? Train those mini-hookers to bring in some extra income before they're "legal working age." Whatever that means.

Dave