Monday, January 29, 2007

Note to self

Stop dabbing your nose with your sleeve. Because even though your nose runs incessantly in the winter, and even though there isn't always a tissue near by, noses should not be wiped on sleeves. Especially when you wear a white sweater. And ESPECIALLY when, due to all the dry air, your nose might actually be bleeding, not running like you thought.

Because now, everyone in the office knows you wipe your nose with your sleeve.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Jesus Lord- I can't stop laughing.That is such a Lyndsay move. When I was working at the hospital, I flushed the toilet & it had such force that the water (admittedly blood-tinged from that time of the month) sprayed all over me, my cream colored pants & cream colored sweater. What was I to do? Luckily, I had just come in from lunch, so I called my boss, told her what happened and headed home - making no eye contact on the way out of the building. Gross.

Sarah said...

Okay, THAT totally tops my story. However, it begs the question: Why were you wearing cream-colored clothing during that time of the month?