Things making me laugh today

• Seattle has already been eliminated from the playoffs. It's August.
• The E# (Elimination Number -- the combined number of wins by the first place team and losses by the trailing team that would eliminate them from the playoffs) for a few teams: Pittsburgh: 3; Cincinnati: 3; Washington: 4; Kansas City: 10.
• The Cardinals are 10 games back.
• The Yankees are 10.5 games back.
• This post.