Saturday, on my couch

What I planned to do today:

• Go to Target
• Clean out filing cabinet
• Clean bathrooms
• Organize hall closet
• Go through clothes, finally admit that some things will never fit me again, put in a box for Goodwill
  

What I actually did today:

• Went to Target
• Watched the Cubs game
• Fell asleep on the couch while listening to my old friends Len and Bob
• Ate my weight in pita chips and hummus
• Played tug of war with Rosie while sitting on the couch until we broke the tug-of-war "toy" (old sweat pants I cut up and tied into knots)
• Watched Food Network
• Watched TLC
• Watched Animal Planet
• Watched "Millionaire Matchmaker"
• Ate my weight in Taco Bell